Originally
posted on Examiner.com on June 16, 2012.
Looking
at World Wrestling Entertainment’s Pay-per-view offering
on Father’s Day, you might be tempted to make a joke that WWE
had “no way out” of presenting it, but maybe they
should have looked for one. A combination of injuries, suspensions, contractual
situations and in some cases just plain poor booking, have made this a less
than stellar lineup. WWE obviously realizes it, and even tacked on a
stipulation at the 11th hour that John
Cena will be “fired” if he loses his main event steel cage match
with the Big Show. Too bad Cena’s been fired before, and amazingly still
appears on Raw
every week, taking away any impact the stipulation will have. Here’s a look at
the lineup for No Way Out, which will broadcast from the Izod Center in East
Rutherford, New Jersey, right across the road from MetLife Stadium, home of the
Superbowl Champion New York Giants.
John Cena
vs. Big Show in a steel cage. If Show loses, John Laurinaitis will be fired as
Raw and Smackdown General Manager. If Cena loses, he will be fired.
Laurinaitis, and possibly Vince McMahon, will be at ringside. Even with his
new bad attitude, it is hard to take Big Show seriously as a main event star in
2012. Vince McMahon even mockingly acknowledged this fact on Raw last week. The
fact is, Show only got this spot because the planned push for (no longer Lord)
Tensai bombed so badly. This feud is just a time-killer for Cena until Brock
Lesnar, or Rock, or an opponent fans will care about, comes around to take on
WWE’s top star. Win or lose, we all know Cena isn’t going anywhere.
WWE
Champion CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Kane. Punk vs. Bryan is always enjoyable
from a wrestling perspective, but by tossing Kane into the mix, we’re pretty
much guaranteed one of those three way matches where one wrestler naps on the
floor while the other two go at it, punctuated by an occasional three-way spot.
Everything here is wrapped up in who AJ will help (or hurt), and you know that
will play into the finish, which sort of kills the drama of the match before it
even starts.
World
Champion Sheamus vs. Dolph Ziggler. Originally Alberto Del Rio was scheduled to
face Sheamus, but he went down to injury. With Randy Orton and Chris Jericho
both suspended, and Miz off working on the next Marine sequel (yes, because the
world needed that), Dolph Ziggler found the rocket strapped to his back (again)
this past week. It is hard to take Ziggler seriously with the yo-yo push WWE
gives him. Whenever he gets momentum, you expect WWE to pull the rug out from
under him. Still, this should be a very good match, maybe even the best on the
show from an in-ring perspective and WWE could pull out a title switch just to
give the show some shock value.
Intercontinental
Champion Christian vs. Cody Rhodes. These two work really well together, but
being in a feud for a secondary title on the secondary show usually doesn’t
mean a lot to the live crowd. Given they are in the Northeast, which tends to
appreciate strong in-ring action a bit more than other areas, maybe these two
will get the respect they deserve. Along with Sheamus and Ziggler, this looks
to be the most “pure” wrestling bouts on the show, without the threat of a
overbooked finish.
Divas
Champion Layla vs. Beth Phoenix. I’m just amazed WWE bothered to even advertise
a Divas match for a PPV. These are two of the better workers in the division,
so I expect a solid bout. That said, it will still most likely be used as a
buffer between the title matches and the main event.
Santino
Marella vs. Ricardo Rodriquez in a Tuxedo match. Obviously, the comic relief of
the show, but I fully expect it to be entertaining. Santino has his niche as a
performer, and I’m sure he and Ricardo (who is woefully underrated at times)
will put together something that will have a smile on everyone’s face (well,
until they get the cable bill anyway).
Brodus
Clay vs. David Otunga. This match will be broadcast on YouTube during the
7:30pm pre-show. With all the momentum Brodus has, it is hard to imagine Otunga
beating him here.